Carefoot's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[CLAB - Obsideo vs Raven]

I never read poe. Obsideo.

[CLAB - Flip P vs TehSlap]

Flip

Slaps greatest moment is amalgamated when he 'flips' flips name. That like, 2 bars of flow he spits is like some sick kind of Del tha Funkee Homosapien fire.

[Med Tosby]

Good but I think your lyrics are bullshit. Its like your got all these cool words but think about what you are saying:

My teeth contain ruthlessness, To leave emcees lachrymose,
Y'all emcees remain a toothless mess, Being burned in the tracks of Helios,
And i'm a scary ghost,

Your teeth are ruthless and leave mcs sad,
mcs are toothless messes, burned by the greek sun god
I am a ghost.

Also not all mcs are as shitty as they appear, usually anyone whose doing 'art' is an inherently lazy person. Just because someone isn't shading between the lines doesn't mean they can't or are unable.

Anyway on that note I can't tell if your backmasking your voice and such for a reason other than that because theres something wrong with it in real life that you feel you need to hide your identity or some shit but imo just maybe amplify/normalize/add-fast-attack +db to it and maybe not try to distort but just focus on keeping it clear and understandable. But the first part had no static so I don't think its the mic. So assuming this is hip hop we're talking about it than I would just work on keeping the vocals clear.

Its like your wrote it with this in mind:
http://qn5.com/tonedeff/fns/

Cheers

[CLAB - Boss vs Byron]

I'm in the comp so 1 sec on this review. Boss for flow, Byron had good mic quality which he brought up and boss responded too nicely. I like boss's flow but I also dislike Bryons so on flow alone I am giving it to boss. Not that Bryon has no flow or worse flow but my prefrence is boss's. Sometimes I love fast rappers I just don't for some reason believe byron when he raps that fast. Like he sounds as if hes super extending his ability to rap and because of the strain hes focusing more on the speed than the flow which gets me really self hating white people. Boss.

[CLAB- PsioNic vs JoeyKeys]

I'm in the comp right? Aight so check it.

Keys was consistent in both verses.
Psio was much better in his 2nd verse.

I hate this format I'll be honest because going first makes your first verse kind of like fishing to shit on an mc and some of the guys in this competition are hard to insult. I only found out Gasmasq was a larping faggot until after my 2nd verse was done (I went first).

So draw.

[CLAB - Teqneek vs Lil C]

Drive my car into a star. <3

[CLAB - AxTekk vs FatBeats]

Its impossible for me to be honest when people are in my own bracket isn't it? Well both these cunts are from that same fucking rock near the Atlantic sea. They both made me laugh.

Who do I pick? Its a draw.

[PsioNic - Mischievous]

What league are you in Starcraft, or are you just making protoss cannon references so you can get my 5? 4.5 because I found the line about dancing like a robot when you can manage to smoke chron a little whack but the Starcraft line gets you my favour.

PsioNicc responds:

I've played in the past, don't anymore. Thanks dude

[Hype Track 2012]

Giving you a 5 because SenatorJohnDean is a cunt and he is whack. Let me also say that he just steals his character from Mike Judge so as a complete troll he can abuse people in this competition. Anyway you allegedly smoke weed that gives off the same fumes as plastic so I have to believe your at least blasted and thus 5. ps: Fuck SenatorJohnDean and his infected mole sphincter.