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[Live for The Weekend]

Would use this. What is the tempo/bpm? Much love.

SRT-M1tch responds:

it's about 65.

[Vicious Existence]

Wow this is pretty poignant. The observation about history is won by the victors and the bit about the government taxing the population with war reparations then when you complain they slap you I mean that is the exact problem with the current prison planet. Ah man. Probably your best song period. I really did hate you Teq. So when you make this kind of music I can't.

Teqneek responds:

Thanks man; glad you liked it. I have some stuff like this coming with the new album.

[CLAB - Rampant vs Masochist]

I predicted this outcome. Also what the fuck I want shitty people to run trains through.

[CLAB - Luke James vs Sonic]

Luke James round 1 goes in, and where Sonic has mostly George Watsky's flow going for him. Sonics 2nd round has him racing to turn over all the beer cups Luke kicked over. I got Luke James 2-0

[CLAB - Jakobe vs Teqneek]

I ran through this with Math Hoffas barcode. Had it way close. Its even closer if I give points out liberally for execution and delivery. Ultimately the intowoven flips for Teqneek in round 1 and 2 get him the doubleU. I am a bigger fan of Jaks delivery here but the veteran flip plus a far more direct verbiage nabs Teq the win. I actually did do the B.A.R.C.O.D.E. for this battle but I deleted it because nobody on here is even scoring lets be honest. Alright nothing to see here Teqneek wins unless someone can put forth a reasonable argument to why he loses otherwise I have it 2-0 Teq

[CLAB - suddle vs Butsaay]

Butsaay bodies suddle into a bittorrent file and is now seeding. Why did suddle fall off the face of the Earth? He could have at least freestyled some shit at least I handed mine in.

[CLAB - Vinstigator vs Pachilli]

I was going to run this through the B.A.R.C.O.D.E. but all my foot notes read Pachillis bodying Vinstigator. This tampon is all bloody. God damn playing this a third time still seems like a Pachillis victory, and perhaps even a bodybag. He made Vinstigator look pretty bad effortlessly and then out rapped him for round 2. Anyway I'm out.

Pachillis

[Hashtag Clabtrap]

Just here to five bomb everything amazing. This should be sold on iTunes mate.

[Dark Times]

Classic track to bad your guys names sound so fucking similar what is this M and M?

eqftc responds:

my name is Equinox but i keep it short for you simple fucks

[CLAB - Eye-Cue vs Fats]

First time using Math Hoffas barcode.

B - Bars that hit
A - Authencity of that last bar [is it a flip, is in original? You never it...]
R - Reality [how real was that? Most of this shit in clab ISN'T real so lots of zeroes]
C - Creativity [not all bars are real; ie. im sharp off with his head I'm sharp should I say it again-soo (guinsoo) - word play from Hollo vs Tsu] - i dont hand this out
O - ON THE SPOT [freestyle/rebuttals] (ie. Tsu: "he has army on his chest which makes it easier to take the AR accross his chest") - harder to tell with clab but again not handing it out
D - Delivery
E - Execution [Not every rapper punches every bar, 2 bars or 4 bars - Lux for example does 16 lines of setup before his punches]

Here to have this grow as a sport. This is a scoring system.
Giving this a dry run. More info here:
http://www.vladtv.com/video/170632/ma th-hoffa-reveals-barcode-scoring-for-
future-battles/

There is no crowd here so I am just going for the lines that stand out to me as ouch,nthe lines that gave me a jazz face and the lines that stimulate my nervous system you know - goosebumps!

Here are the rounds as I have them.

EYECUE: Round of 16 - Round 1 of 2
B - 1 1
A - 0 1
R - 0 0
C - 0 0
O - 0 0
D - 1 1
E - 0 0
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2 3

5 for R1

Fats Round of 16 - Round 1 of 2
B - 1
A - 0
R - 0
C - 0
O - 1
D - 0
E - 0

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2

2 for R1

EYECUE: Round of 16 - Round 2 of 2
B - 1 1 1
A - 0 0 0
R - 0 0 0
C - 0 0 0
O - 1 1 1
D - 0 0 0
E - 0 0 0
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2 4 2

8 for R2

Fats Round of 16 - Round 2 of 2
B - 1 1 1
A - 0 1 0
R - 1 1 0
C - 0 1 0
O - 1 0 0
D - 0 0 0
E - 0 0 0

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3 3 1

7 for R2

Totals: Eyecue 13
Fats 9

I have eyecue winning this with a lot more 'on the spot' stuff where he is flipping rebuttals into cross refrences from his first round 1. Fats almost wins round 2 with a lot of variation from his first round.

And lol @ the the rappers still in the competition voting YOU CAN'T VOTE CUNTS
Also lol @ you voting for fats because your all scared of Eyecue eh?

Eyecue takes this.