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[CLAB - Luke James vs Jang Gang]

Luke James is the reason I used a metronome versus Teqneek. Plus he sounds like slick rick. Coulda sworn he was going to end up being America then the cunt came out. Luke to advance.

[Clab - Pigpen Vs Vinstigator]

PiGPEN:
+Lil C opening/exit laugh

Vins:
-whack flow, just not a fan of the eunciation and style, sounds like a white guy trying to sound like a cholo
-'straight doped up' failed flip, proving to be a sober prohibitionist and the exact moment he lost my vote.
-can't think of anything less gangster then Smash brothers

Pigpen:
+has that Madness like swagger from verse 1 with the Lil C laugh echoing out of his last verse

Vins:
better then first verse

Vins is a good rapper in theory if his lyrics and eunciation weren't garbage. If he learns to write in the present tense, loses the cholo style (just use your regular voice) and then he'd be a upper/middle tier rapper.

However Pigpen is what makes this track re-listenable Vins verses are forgettable meanwhile Pigpens verse is the better written, more funny and has more replayability.

Swine Pencil gets my vote.

[CLAB - Maverick vs Pachillis]

Pachilis kills v1 9.5/10
Maverick does OK v1 7.99/10 repeating of course
Pachilis still kills v2 9.666/10 repeating of course
Maverick does BETTER but still OK 8.01/10

Pachilis probably is good enough that he is just here to collect
#bars
#flow

[CLAB - Phonix vs Prometheus]

ClabTrap 2013

Verse 1 - Prometheus
-beebur
-hes prome the don
-guy must be black

Verse 2 - Phonix
-spells phoenix wrong
-little boy
-no homo? ok
-couldn't skip this verse fast enough
-WHAT?

Verse 3 - ????
-song becomes rap again when he starts his verse

Verse 4 - ????
- didnt listen
Prome wins had to turn off Phonix for being white. Because I hate white people. Yeah I know I'm white.
-seriously though you have a speech impediment
-fools gold needs improvement? why no a-trak or danny brown flip? gross

Prome the don bodybag

[Rumble]

You need a lossless discography for DJS to download shit like this and play it at parties. Then stage two would to get a butterfly net and capture all the pussy.

Poniiboi responds:

I have it... I just gotta trade it for emails or something. That's a good idea!! Emails for DJ lossless WAVs. Thanks, Foot!!!!!!!!!!!!