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[Suddle Diss Track]

This is fun. Disstracks are fun. This gets 5.

Rampant responds:

This suburban white ho ass n***a thanks you for your 5!

[Can't Live W/O Em]

People should listen to the .flac of this, this mixtape, etc, etc, down the line. Ignore the savages.

Poniiboi responds:

And the video! LOL http://senatorjohndean.bandcamp.com

[Rock Singer]

Mike Shinoda is dope I use to listen to Linkin Park as a delinquent kid staring at the clouds by my dead dads watering hole. In the end; it doesn't even matter. I literally hummed in the end in the last 24 hours so there you go. I guess this means even stars ego surf their own name on Facebook. You ever hear that solo Mike Shinoda rap album? I like that song 'cigerette' and that whole album is produced by Jay-Z so give it a listen in .FLAC if you can or the original CD. Alright thats about it and god damn that guitar solo and the trance transitions are outside of my 'can i rip that beat' mindset.

Poniiboi responds:

Fort Minor was a sick album/group. They grew me up.

[~MCD~ "Gundubz"]

MC Defective is the elective. I love this beat man. Shout outs to Julian to to the link on HDC. I am sure SDJ would take a nod of the hat to this.

MCDefective responds:

:D thanks Carefoot!

[CLAB - Suddle vs Senator]

I'm up in this clabtrap like hazmat asscracks.

I voted against suddle round -1 for that (because my opinion over flows like a fucking cup). An additional -1 for being late. Same critiques from the last review verse 1 by Suddle against Richard, he tends to start weak and go in for the kill. But for semi-finals I demand going for the throat from the get go like SJD seemingly does like the rest of his battles. The static feedback observation is even funnier when its true.

http://i.imgur.com/DSIfM.png

See that picture? All the reddest parts have Suddles verses.

Moving on. The bars over jokes movement doesn't make any sense because jokes are harder than bars to write. Real talk. And Senator has more bars and more jokes per capita. -1 for talking shit in the outro, the fart noises were immature but if you make finals you get to do that. Senator brings the writing, and the content. Suddle brings his dope flow (but go see a speech therapist you'd sound way better without the lisp or maybe your just dehydrated I don't know throw some mint leaves in with your bowls that should cure cotton mouth).

Due to the closeness of the battle the lateness is really the determining factor here. That and I don't personally feel he won the last battle he was in but votes is votes. Also I still feel Richard J. Amtmann III won vs Suddle in the last round but even with that -1 excluded let me finish this.

V1. Suddle has hypemen (or is that just himself) saying shit like woo etc, at the end of bars but its silly sounding because it sounds like someone down a hall. And the static and feedback bleeding onto the bridge on V1 for something thats ending on on a CD isn't acceptable (unless intended) but SJD even rebuttals this. Entertaining battle overall.

Winner by Technical Knockout
SenatorJohnDean

[CLAB - suddle vs Richard]

Clab Trap lets get it in.

Points deducted -2 from suddle for going in before the bell twice but if the shit talking between the verses count as bars I understand its okay so in this case lets count all the shit talk. The 2nd verse also has the same shit talking but after he calls Richard a faggot again than becomes passive after Richard's verse in comparison too the aggression in verse 1.

I think I enjoy Suddle's verse 1 more than his verse 2 in terms of aggression. Is Richard twittering kiddie or kittie pics? I'm giving this too Richard just on account of how well he went in and his 2nd verse consists of as many good lines as his first one. I think if Suddle went in with the cool collect of verse 2 and then closed on the aggression in verse 1 he'd of won but thats just 20/20 hindsight as far as who gets the chance too work with flips and rebuttals vs. beat selection/going first/having no chance of opening with some funny rebuttals (the halo flip, largest land predator, etc).

So on account of consistency I'm throwing it too RJA3

[8-Bit(ch)]

I did a freestyle too but its not as good as traes. Tight beat

[What Do U Want]

This is good people should all hit up your bandcamp and get it. Who is the chick? Is that you? :o

And yes if you make yourself out to be all you can be its much easier too. Ultimately its way easier to be ones self than someone else. Its like the lazyman technique; you don't need too remember to be someone else if your just phoning it in as you.

And who says your sending the wrong message too the kids?

Poniiboi responds:

LOL Gas said I was sending the wrong msg I guess, and there are some dickriders who actually agree with him. LULZ

[CLAB - Senator vs Gasmasq]

Lets get it in ClabTrap 2012 sponsored by Newgrounds and Soundcloud. 500 bucks and who takes it, the emcee who I want too hear next on the CD! Fuck yeah lets get it in ya'll know what it is big ups too big red. Shout out too shout outs!

I think its bullshit that we have to say someone won because I like both side of this battle. Super cut throat competition I like SJD I disliked him at the start of this competition and now I'm a fan. I can honestly say the opposite for Gasmasq. I will say losing to someone in a rap battle is a good way too learn your way to hate someone. LETS GET IT IN!

Verse 1 - SJD:
+god of reverberation points carry onto the first verse for hype
+wizardy line call back too Gasmasq Larping
+racist barkeep
+Are you a copy of 'Charlie Tuna' ?
++Verse contains tons of in-jokes, visual disses and I can say I am entertained.

+biker with pubic hair or a virgin with feathered hair
+too many lines
+combobreaker"

Verse 1 - GQ:
+Reverend
+gimmick
+Genre
+roots the mini series
+weak ending

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Verse 1 part 1 winner I give it too SJD just too much entertainment too not give him the flag on the play. Next verses:

Verse 2 - SJD:
+rep this country//you can't rep rap
++rides out his bonus point intro for additional bonus points
+ emaciated racist
+coke lines
+Hilarious flips out the gate

Verse 2 - GQ:
+Gunshout outro (because we're handing out points)
+liar if i lose line
+Reverend Sharpton forum in joke
+Occupy 1% forum in joke
-How is he a middle aged voice actor hes younger than you Gas? In my battle you say your older than me. You're the inaccurate flip flopper :P
+inaugrated into office line

Points for clarity:
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The best motivational slam poet award goes too Gasmasq.

++Both emcees get 5 points for not clipping once, and same too the beat production dlxrevolution no clipping clearly why SJD chose the beat.

Gotta say SJD stays consistent and so does Gas so I think its a tiebreaker and with the additonal bonus points for getting Killer Instinct into the top 4 of this rap tournament I have deducted on multiple listens that our winner by technical knock out is Senator John Dean.

[Tokey [Happy 420!]]

Instant 5 for Cabbster, 100% legal. This mix is pretty sick! Is it the same as the soundcloud version? I don't remember this being this good. Giving my neighbours will be subjected to this. <3