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[Hashtag Clabtrap]

Just here to five bomb everything amazing. This should be sold on iTunes mate.

[Dark Times]

Classic track to bad your guys names sound so fucking similar what is this M and M?

eqftc responds:

my name is Equinox but i keep it short for you simple fucks

[CLAB - Eye-Cue vs Fats]

First time using Math Hoffas barcode.

B - Bars that hit
A - Authencity of that last bar [is it a flip, is in original? You never it...]
R - Reality [how real was that? Most of this shit in clab ISN'T real so lots of zeroes]
C - Creativity [not all bars are real; ie. im sharp off with his head I'm sharp should I say it again-soo (guinsoo) - word play from Hollo vs Tsu] - i dont hand this out
O - ON THE SPOT [freestyle/rebuttals] (ie. Tsu: "he has army on his chest which makes it easier to take the AR accross his chest") - harder to tell with clab but again not handing it out
D - Delivery
E - Execution [Not every rapper punches every bar, 2 bars or 4 bars - Lux for example does 16 lines of setup before his punches]

Here to have this grow as a sport. This is a scoring system.
Giving this a dry run. More info here:
http://www.vladtv.com/video/170632/ma th-hoffa-reveals-barcode-scoring-for-
future-battles/

There is no crowd here so I am just going for the lines that stand out to me as ouch,nthe lines that gave me a jazz face and the lines that stimulate my nervous system you know - goosebumps!

Here are the rounds as I have them.

EYECUE: Round of 16 - Round 1 of 2
B - 1 1
A - 0 1
R - 0 0
C - 0 0
O - 0 0
D - 1 1
E - 0 0
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2 3

5 for R1

Fats Round of 16 - Round 1 of 2
B - 1
A - 0
R - 0
C - 0
O - 1
D - 0
E - 0

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2

2 for R1

EYECUE: Round of 16 - Round 2 of 2
B - 1 1 1
A - 0 0 0
R - 0 0 0
C - 0 0 0
O - 1 1 1
D - 0 0 0
E - 0 0 0
------------
2 4 2

8 for R2

Fats Round of 16 - Round 2 of 2
B - 1 1 1
A - 0 1 0
R - 1 1 0
C - 0 1 0
O - 1 0 0
D - 0 0 0
E - 0 0 0

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3 3 1

7 for R2

Totals: Eyecue 13
Fats 9

I have eyecue winning this with a lot more 'on the spot' stuff where he is flipping rebuttals into cross refrences from his first round 1. Fats almost wins round 2 with a lot of variation from his first round.

And lol @ the the rappers still in the competition voting YOU CAN'T VOTE CUNTS
Also lol @ you voting for fats because your all scared of Eyecue eh?

Eyecue takes this.

[Nothing]

So now this is good enough where I can complain RELEASE THIS IN LOSSLESS its to good for mp3. Good work. I want lossless! NO LOSS PLOX XD

[Eye-Cue Clabtrap Hype '13]

Im predicting you'll beat Fats

[I'm Black Moses]

this is actually dope now that the akuma like blinding rage is gone

fyi if i had been given the time to properly perform the double time of my verses as planned (ie cramming 64 had I known I'd have been betting) plus I would have had my producer not be at his 9 to 5. FAACK

so

lol

this is dope but gimme a lossless link

i hate mp3s

just being REAL

u dont get to play on my 1900+ watts if ur not a silky bitch

but this song is wicked i might make the exception

ps if you ever want to buy bars to body Teqneek I have a yard sale PM me kids

[Gitnuf]

For being my fan! Vote for me for Carefoot vs Teqneek good sir!
Will give you the sex!

PhantomCat responds:

Whoa I've actually heard of Teqneek am I with the times yet?

[Mr Jones (Big Red, Instr)]

creative br

[Jakobe - Insomnia]

SLEEP

JakobePaulobe responds:

are you deaf man I CAN'T lol

[CLAB - suddle vs Willizard]

Reading these reviews makes me definetly want to quit this format. Holy fuck someone needs to go postal and clean up some of these reviews.

Suddle wins for production, flow
Willizard wins for Lyrics, Rebuttals
Suddle loses for a few eeeehhh lines, a few to many generic gay jokes.
Willizard loses for a shitty microphone without any lows or mids, or a pop filter as Suddle infers in the intro with his speech impediment.

In the race of life you both use. Overtime. I give the edge to Suddle only because hes a safe and familiar 'this sounds like rap' guy but Willizards style and lyrics were unique to himself. So if I vote Suddle I feel like a sell out and if I vote Willizard I feel like I'm trying to appeal to everyone.

I think Suddle killed it on his beat choice, Willizard with some clean flips, and as far as microphone clarity it shouldn't matter if he did his verse over a cellphone or in diddys studio. So when it comes to the BARS Willizard and when it comes to the PRODUCTION it goes to Suddle.

Real winner? Nobody obviously.
We all lose for listening.
I'll flip a coin to see who wins this one.

Willizard wins.